This is probably another of my top five favourite jokes. Yes, my top five contains more than five jokes.

I just like the old style vaudeville stand up jokes like these.


“Have a Captain’s over here” : this is Rhyming Slang. Extremely common around these parts. Have a Captain Cook; have a look. Another way of saying this would be “Have a Butcher’s”.  Its “look”, which rhymes with “hook”.