The fourth Test match of the summer isn’t yet over, but it might as well be. The Poms belted us on the first day and are over 300 ahead already… with three days still to go, it’s gonna be a killing, and they’ll take the Ashes home with them.

When’s footy season start again?

We’ll have two years now to regroup and send the Aussies over to England to try to win them back, but until then, let’s not talk about it any more, eh?