Spraying the kids with icy water from the hose while they’re scampering across a slippery big plastic Loch Ness Monster in the indoor pool is actually even more fun than it sounds. You get bonus points if you manage to knock them off with the spray.


Don’t Panic! Miss Conway is not as evil as you may think here, she just spoke a typo! Honest! Ya see, here in Oz, a gerni is actually a much more powerful hose, usually used to clean stuff off walls and footpaths. And kids off things.  That’s our Story, and we are sticking to it.