Archive for ‘March, 2006’
We really hope there is no cosmic limit for a person’s opportunities to make really bad jokes, cos if there is I think we are way over ours.
Before you ask… surely if the Soldier has been hanging around the cemetery next door to the school for so long he and Old Bill would have gotten to know the various people wandering around, even if they could never interact. So there. That’s how he knows who Mavis is.
This is probably another of my top five favourite jokes. Yes, my top five contains more than five jokes.
I just like the old style vaudeville stand up jokes like these.
StrineSpotting
“Have a Captain’s over here” : this is Rhyming Slang. Extremely common around these parts. Have a Captain Cook; have a look. Another way of saying this would be “Have a Butcher’s”. Its “look”, which rhymes with “hook”.




